402.cat

> what if i told you that AI agents are just cats?
> they execute transactions autonomously (like knocking things off tables)
> they handle your payments (if they feel like it)
> they operate bonding curves (because yarn balls are basically curved)

> this is a token launchpad operated entirely by a cat
// create new tokens • buy early • watch them graduate to DEX when they hit market cap
// it uses x402 (HTTP 402 Payment Required) to handle trades
// every buy triggers the agent. the agent is a cat. the cat has a wallet.